HFO's versus spectrophilia

What do the following stars have in common: Billy Corgan, Kesha, Lucy Liu, Coco Austin, Bobby Brown, Anna Nicole Smith, Paz de la Huerta, Natasha Blasick... Well, they're all celebrities who report having had sex with ghosts.

In and of itself, sleeping with ghosts in not an official HFO, otherwise known as a Hands Free Orgasm. A HFO is exactly what it sounds like, you like down, you basically think sexy, arousing thoughts, and you utilize your greatest sex organ in your body- you brain- to get yourself off. Men and women can do this. If a ghost is doing this, it does not count as a true HFO, any more than if your partner was using their body parts to get you off. HFO is strictly brain work.

Don't take my word for it:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1304258/Yes-yes-yes-How-women-think-way-orgasm--help-man.html

http://thearousalproject.com/orgasm-how-tos/fantasy-driven-orgasm/

Interesting stuff, eh? Is this a skill anyone can learn? Absolutely. If people can have orgasms under hypnosis on stage, then one can learn to get off without touching themselves, by just thinking about it. It isn't necessary to have actual physical stimulus to get off. A study was done where a woman demonstrated this skill being observed, while in an MRI. You can google men ejaculating hands free and watch men cum on pornhub. This is a real thing. I can do it. I have hypnotized people to have orgasm with just a word, so I assure you, you can get off by thinking.

Back to the celebrities. Did they have sex with ghosts, or do they just have great fantasy lives? I am open to them having had sex with ghosts. I have, too. Unless, my experiences were just fantasies. I will exclude the times i was in sleep paralysis, because there is too much evidence that people hallucinate during that and so, it's much harder, pun intended, to sort out whether it was fantasy, dream, ghost, or hallucinations... (I am open to all, especially if it comes with a surprise orgasm.)

I also participate in a thing called tulpamancy. Tulpa is the practice of focusing so intently on a thought form that it becomes real, to you. I share my brain regularly with an extra personality. Some people, especially writers, experience this as soul bounds, where they imagine a character or personality so vividly they come to life. You don't have to go all hog wild and become a tulpamancer. There's a lite version, called the 'invisible counselor's technique.' It was written by Napoleon Hill and included in his book, the number one best help book of all time, "Think and Grow Rich." It's Chapter 13. I think that and tulpas are related. I think Carl Jung's active imagination is related.

The movie 'the Entity,' about a lady being stalked and repeatedly raped by a ghost freaked me out, and thrilled me at the same time. I am not advocating rape. I am saying, that freaked me out and turned me on, and likely influenced some of those first experiences of sleep paralysis sex. Was it my imagination? Well, from a psychological perspective, that make more sense, especially if we factor in HFO's as real thing.

I have had out of body experiences, more specifically I have had astral sex. Fantasy? Maybe. Have you ever played that game 'light as a feather' where everyone at a party puts their hands on a table and they all repeat 'light as a feather' until the table lifts? I have done that, too. Only, we did it with a person. And, we made it more sexual. Maybe it's reiki energy channeling or maybe when you get that many people around you in a circle asking you to cum, well, you're going to cum.

Which, brings me back to celebrities. Imagine you're Lucy Liu. I am using her to illustrate my point because, well, I am fan of hers, and if this theory I am about to espouse is even remotely possible, I could be, hypothetically, responsible for her ghost encounter. Okay, here you go. You're Lucy Liu. You a famous, hot, smart, beautiful celebrity. You have a solid fan base of what 150 million fans? I have no clue what her fan base actually is. there's what 350 million Americans? There's like 8 billion people in the world. We can assume Lucy has fans in Asia, Europe. OMG, I hate doing math. Let's say it's a lot of fans.

You're Lucy Liu, your popular, famous, and at any one time you have X number of fans thinking about you in a positive way. Maybe even X number of fans entertaining the idea of being intimate with you. So, here's an interesting experiment? Are celebrities affected by their fans all thinking of her at the same time, and they all happen to orgasm at the same time, all that energy released goes right to the source, and she experiences it as a ghost sex encounter?

I mean, you have heard of the hundredth monkey affect, where a hundred monkeys learn something, then all the monkeys in the world suddenly learn the same something. I bet Lucy Liu probably has had at least 100 people getting off while thinking of her, and maybe even 100 of them arriving at the same time. If it's ten thousand people get off to Lucy simultaneous, does she get convulsions? If a million people get off, does she start slamming the table like Meg Ryan and yelling "Yes, Yes, Yes..." Is this why so many stars go crazy because we're all getting off to them and sending them energy, but then one day, we just cut them off cold turkey and focus on the next hot star? Seriously, if this theory holds water, I would never want to be a celebrity...

Then again, sex with ghosts is fun. Skirvin Hotel, 10th floor, her name is Effie. A very nice ghost, tragic story... But, I guess she is locationally locked, because she isn't following me home. If my writing suddenly went viral and my books were as popular as the Harry Potter series, and people all over the world started entertaining the idea of getting off with me, from a distance, but my head started to explode anyway... Well, I would be interested in that.

Then again, I'd hate to be the start of a new 'me2' movement. I guess mine will have to be 'me3' since 'me2' is taken. But it would start in Hollywood, when a celebrity reports, "yeah, I had ghost sex again last night, it was awesome,' and her celebrity friend said, 'me2,' I would say, 'me3!' Oh, and I hope my ectoplasm didn't ruin that dress. It was a really nice dress. Awesome shoes!

Oh, by the way, any of you who enjoyed that ghostly visit the other night while I was perving on your pictures and want to try me out in person, i am open to that, too. Pleasant Os!

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